The Twitterverse Reacts to the Grand Opening of Whole Foods in Brooklyn

A record store???

Opinions. Everyone’s got ‘em! Especially in Brooklyn, where today’s grand opening of the borough’s first Whole Foods supermarket has sparked a media frenzy. Let’s take a look at what people are saying about the newest Whole Foods location throughout the Twitterverse. There are some real gems in here, as you might expect!

Be sure to check out our photos of the grand opening from earlier today if you haven’t seen them yet.

The “Let’s point and make fun of Hipsters” guy:

The “Let’s make fun of bougey Park Slope residents” guy:

Let’s continue to crack jokes about the current kale trend (because it’s still funny!):

The self-aware Brooklynite:

The outraged vegan:

The hungry pregnant woman:


The skeptic:

The truth:

Honestly you guys, it IS friggin’ hilarious that there’s a vinyl aisle at a Whole Foods:


Peter Shelsky of Shelsky’s Smoked Fish in Carroll Gardens (in response to a Facebook post by Brian Lehrer asking neighborhood residents and business owners what they think):

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