Either Littleneck‘s looking for a cook or someones having a Gowanus Canal clamboree. (some of our jokes don’t work)
From Craigslist:
now hiring cooks for new Gowanus seaside clam and lobster shack (Gowanus)
Date: 2011-10-07, 9:48AM EDT
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]
Forward thinking, punctual individuals only.
- Location: Gowanus
- Compensation: plenty.
- Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
- Please, no phone calls about this job!
- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 2637098128
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Note that individuals that apply must be ‘Forward’ thinking as oppose to ‘backward’ thinking!
If you’re right for this job please apply! WE WANT CLAIMS, DAMN IT!
Thanks @subinev for letting us know.
Here’s Littlenecks Kickstarter in case you missed it.