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Gowanus, Brooklyn
The crack between two hipster neighborhoods, home to the now superfunded Canal, the flash point for the new 'Buy Local' and textile revolutions, & filled with brilliant bohemians. . . this is Gowanus & it’ll awesome your face off.

Clam Cook Wanted In Gowanus

Either Littleneck‘s looking for a cook or someones having a Gowanus Canal clamboree. (some of our jokes don’t work)

From Craigslist:

now hiring cooks for new Gowanus seaside clam and lobster shack (Gowanus)

Date: 2011-10-07, 9:48AM EDT
Reply to:  [Errors when replying to ads?]

Forward thinking, punctual individuals only.

Please send resumé for appointment.

  • Location: Gowanus
  • Compensation: plenty.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 2637098128



Note that individuals that apply must be ‘Forward’ thinking as oppose to ‘backward’ thinking!

If you’re right for this job please apply! WE WANT CLAIMS, DAMN IT!

Thanks @subinev for letting us know.


Here’s Littlenecks Kickstarter in case you missed it.


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