• Shuffleboard Debate Ends

    After coming up with a new (old timey) venue concept, trying to find common ground with opposing neighbors, pulling and resubmitting an application for a liquor license, and waiting through another really really long Community Board Six (CB6) meeting, the Royal Palms Shuffleboard Parlor has been approved for a liquor license. At last nights meetings there were lots of people who waiting around through other venues’ liquor license applications to see the finale of the Shuffleboard liquor license debate. Ashley and Jonathan, owners of the Royal Palms Shuffleboard Parlor, resubmitted their case for their venue with another presentation that included: all the compromises they had made to appease neighbors who lived across the street (Union Organize), a whole lot of names on a petition in support of the venue, letters of recommendation, a smarty pants lawyer to provide legal advice, and actual local people who were able to voice their support. One of those supporter was a well-known eco-business owner, Eva Radke owner of Film Biz Recycling who stated at last night meeting:

    “Community is important to the ethos that we do…. When I first heard about [the shuffleboard venue] I got very upset, upset that I didn’t think of it first”

    Of course Eva and other locals went on to talk about how the venue would help the community, would be a great place for local families, and that Shuffleboard is a really fun game that they all wished to play.

    The Royal Palms had lots of concessions they had made that included: no roof access, no people being out front smoking or waiting to get into the venue, smart security, food trucks (also not out front of the venue, but rather inside the venue), and closing on weekdays at 12:15a and weekends 2:15am. The closing early concession is one of the biggest because most, if not all local bars stay open till at least 2am or 4am. This includes Canal Bar just around the corning, which stays open every night till 4am.

    The board voted 9 to 6 to approve the liquor license for the venue with a last call a half hour before closing.

    And with that the debate ended. A venue that has been misrepresented by some of the media as a boozey Williamsburgesque night club has finally been able to convince a majority that Shuffling will be something fun and wholesome for the Gowanus and Community Board Six area.

    “I want to go have a drink and learn how to play shuffleboard!”

    Even Union Organized, a group that had been admittedly opposed to the Royal Palms, had members shaking hands with Ashley and Jonathan last night and were overheard saying:

    “they had tried to meet lots of demands… and… the process works!”

    Although this statement may not represent all those who have been in opposition of the venue.

    Ashley and Jonathan of the Royal Palms were extremely happy with the result. Jonathan looked visibly exhausted from all the stress and really was just happy for the debate to be over. Ashley took a moment to respond to us about how they were felling:

    “We are just so thrilled with the outcome. I feel like the system came through for everyone involved. We’re happy, the neighbors are happy, the committee is happy. We had an opportunity to meet so many more people in the community than we would have had we not had to go through this process and we’re better off because of it,”

    We agree with Ashley! And although this kind of community outreach done before a venue opens is unheard of according to some CB6 board members, the connection with locals will help bring business and maintain the focus for the venue, which is to be a friendly fun place to play shuffleboard.

    Frankly we wish we could go play Shuffleboard right now! Like right freaking now!

    Cause everyone’s gonna be Shuffling…


    Bonus Your Face Off
    The Royal Palms not only will have actually Shuffleboard courts, but Shuffleboard table top games too. Check out this super long Shuffleboard table from their Facebook page:


  • Biking Hipster To Get New Ride

    Oh, hipsters…your love of ironically riding a bicycle just got a little hipper!

    Look at this thing!

    Look at that guy. He’s so damn cool, we can’t even deal!

    Hipsters your ironic nature will love this new pedal-less bicycle. That’s right, nothings more cool or more ironic than a bicycle without pedals. The concept is from FLIZ and it is powered by running (or doing the giant man walk you did in pre-school) and them putting your feet up near the back wheel to allow you to freely glide. It’s interesting to say this least. Check out the video of this person NOT looking silly at all…

    Discovered via

  • Brooklyn Nets CEO Brett Yormark Gives A Tour To Intern

    Some guy saw Brett Yormark, CEO of the Brooklyn Nets, on the street and started talking to him. One thing lead to another and Brett Yormark gave him an internship…what? that just doesn’t happen ever. No one walks up to some CEO and gets an internship…. Anyways Brett Yormark gives his new street asking intern a tour of the Brooklyn Nets office.


  • Meet the “Superhumans” – Paralympic Athletes

    Sure, athletes can be badass…but even the strongest of athletes pale in comparison to the mental and physical power needed to compete in the Paralympic Games. Check out this spot for the London 2012 Paralympic Games, which shows those that are “Superhuman”:

    Truly Superhuman!



    This reminds us of the Canadian ad Campaign that shows the equally as awesome athletes from the  Canadian Paralympics.

  • Do you like real ‘Football’?

    If you think ‘Football’ is just a game where people in huge pads run around for a short amount of time, then you have never left the country and probably never traveled 5 hours away from your home. That’s ‘American Football’ that you’re thinking of dummy, not ‘Football’. Here in the U.S. we call it Soccer…which is actually a British nickname for Football to help distinguish between ‘Football’ and ‘Rugby’. It’s kind of linguistically complicated. Just know when talking about Soccer outside of the States it’s called ‘Football’. Anyway, now that we have that all cleared up. If you already know ‘Football’ is ‘Soccer’ then you are probably well aware that the Euro Cup is underway. The problem for you is that a lot of bars don’t show ‘Football’ because they…well…suck! Halyards on the other hand…Halyards doesn’t suck. They are showing the games every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday through July 1st. Games are at 12p and 2:45p…which you should know already! You should be prepared to call in sick on Friday for the rest of this month and clear your weekend schedule because watching a ‘Football’ match is an 24 hour a day commitment. You can only take breaks to sleep in the morning…the rest of the time you should be drinking and yelling at the TV! Go Soccer…erh Football!


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The crack between two hipster neighborhoods, home to the now superfunded Canal, the flash point for the new 'Buy Local' and textile revolutions, & filled with brilliant bohemians. . . this is Gowanus & it’ll awesome your face off.

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